James Bond Parody

Watching Goldeneye on Bravo tonight, I'm reminded of one of my favorite Saturday Night Live James Bond parodies: 1999's "Today Is Never Yesterday", where Bond gets the bad news that he has 107 venereal diseases:

Bond: You know, uh, this watch can shoot laser beams.

Dr. Carlisle: That's great, James, but can it cure herpes?

Perhaps my all-time favorite SNL Bond parody puts Steve Martin in 007's shoes in the classic sketch Bullets Aren't Cheap. Sting always makes a great villain.