Harry Potter and the Order of the UNIX

Today, two different comments from two different people referred to me as a magic user: first, a phone conversation had the man on the other end profusely thanking me for working "that voodoo I do". Secondly, an e-mail contained this fragment: "Please work your usual magic when you get a chance.......thanks."

I own a magic wand. I think I want to start waving it at people. "Printer...spooler...un-fucked-icus!"