Slashdot | Gene Found In Black Death Survivors Stops HIV

Slashdot propagates the news that a mutant gene called "delta 32" provides immunity to both Bubonic Plague and HIV.

This is the part where I chant "Apes! Apes! Apes!" over and over and scream things at the top of my lungs that make no sense like "Yeah! 'Cause that's how Darwin rolls! Woo!"