Men's Health UK Mag Names Men of the Decade

Men's Health names men of the decade: "[Homer] Simpson was named philosopher of the decade for teaching 'a generation how to take on the challenge of modern fatherhood and win -- although not always with honor[.]'"

Right now, seminal author, lecturer, and ethicist Martha Nussbaum is in her room. Crying. Don't worry, Martha. We have five more years.