Storm Survivors Told To 'Expose Themselves' - Yahoo! News UK

From the article: "A group of female hurricane survivors were told to show their breasts if they wanted to be rescued."

You know what? If you just survived a hurricane and are stranded in a city that is quickly filling up with water, and a man in a rescue boat asks to see your boobs, you say yes.

Then you clock him upside the head with a big piece of brick and take his boat. It's what Russ Meyer would have wanted.