"A spoiler-free review of Serenity"

Courtesy of Claire Wolfe's blog: "A spoiler-free review of Serenity": "mainstreamers will be as baffled by Serenity as SF fans and Firefly series fans will be in love with it."

And you know what? I'm OK with that. Consider it payback for those insufferable three hours of my life I lost trying to follow along with you Tolkien-loving freaks while Strider and the Elf pissed around in a fortress in the dark and two of the more uninteresting hobbits pissed around in a forest for what seems like four times as long.

God, just thinking about that movie gives me a bad taste in my mouth that I can only purge by complaining about it. If anybody needs me, I'll be posting to alt.lotr.peter.jackson.die.die.die.