The Wisdom of Felony Smurf

For posterity:

"Maybe every once in a while I want to go out and have a beer and bang some slutrag 'til her eyes bleed. And maybe I don't give a shit if it gets in the L. A. Daily Post. I save lives. I don't think I owe anybody anything other than that."
— Amok, the blue-skinned crimefighter with a 'tude, The Specials