James Marsters: Real Life Vampire

James Marsters isn't just a vampire. He played one on TV, too. He must feast upon the blood of the living to maintain his sinister immortal being, for there is no other possible way in which he could possibly look so young and yet have turned 43 on Saturday.

And yes, I'm talkin' "years old". 43. James Marsters. Spike, from TV's Buffy the Vampire Slayer. 43. Spike is. 43.

43. Jesus. I know girls younger than me who think that Spike is Teh Sexy. I wonder if they'd retain this belief knowing that he's 1 year and 7 days younger than the Berlin Wall. Jesus. Spike. 43.

Jesus.