Charlize Theron: Uberwhore

IMDb reports that the star of the upcoming Æon Flux film somehow got struck with a sense of decency before filming:

"Hollywood star Charlize Theron forced movie bosses to change her costume design for [the] forthcoming movie Æon Flux - after deciding her character's original outfit was too revealing. When Theron saw the superheroine's skimpy crime-fighting outfit of a bikini, thigh-high boots and shoulder pads, she decided to add trousers to the outfit."

That's right, ladies and germs. Theron signed on to play Æon fuckin' Flux and then decided that maybe the wardrobe was a little racy. That would be like Mel Gibson showing up on the set of Mad Max and saying "Hey, guys. I'm not so thrilled with driving."

All I have to say, other than that I think Charlize Theron needs to be punched in the face as hard as I can hit her, is that she'd better damn well catch a fly with her own eyelashes, and it had better not be some lame CGI fly, either. Or I will fuck Theron's shit up.

The only way they could ruin this movie any more would be if they cast Danny DeVito as Trevor Goodchild.