What Rhymes With "Lip-Smacking, Paddy Wagon, Walking the Street"?

Every workplace sitcom has the inevitable episode about the poor quality of the food in the cafeteria/break room/commissary/mess hall. These jokes are usually based on typical real-life instances and are replete with "is this chicken or fish" jokes, or barbs about finding hair, Band-Aids, or lesser creatures on the food chain in their entrees.

I have a cafeteria that's a little like that. But I tell you: they hired a guy who used to be a saucier or some such, and his soups are to die for. No joke. I want to write a poem about the broth in this Egg Drop soup. I think I'm going to bust a nut if he ever makes a seafood bisque.