How to Have a Number One - The Easy Way

Courtesty of Monk, I have located the KLF's book. You remember KLF? They traveled the world in an ice cream van because they were justified and ancient. Apparently, they distilled the necessary steps to creating a #1 song in the UK and wrote a book about it in 1988, which is now online: The Manual (How to Have a Number One - The Easy Way)

It all sounds terribly involved, so serious applicants only, please.