Leave It to the Germans

First, they invent a road with no speed limit. Then, they develop a means by which one can hexedit tcpip.sys and uncap the TCP socket connection creation limit in Windows XP SP2. Now, they teach us this: "There is a difference between hate and having a critical perspective."

Wow! So in this sense, I don't hate Windows 95. I have a critical perspective of it. I also have critical perspectives of the following things:

• low-carb diets
• Michael Moore
• the Republican National Convention
• Kabbalah and all Kabbalah-related products
• high-def TV
• the Bush daughters
• wireless hot spots
• The O.C.
• the U.N.
• recycling
• getting "punk'd"
• Danny Gans
• the Latin Grammys
• the real Grammys
• Jeff, that Wiggle who sleeps too darn much
• the Yankees payroll
• all the red states
• all the blue states
• every hybrid car
• every talk show host
• everything on the planet
• everything in the solar system
• everything everything everything everything everything everything everything that exists — past, present and future — in all discovered and undiscovered dimensions

• Oh, and Hugh Jackman