Can They Even Seen Me?

No foolin', I found this waiting for me in my inbox this morning:

My PDA detected and connected to the  wireless network
"[ssid removed]" today  - I assuming that it ts not a security
issue internet access)  but FYI.

Is this even English? All I can say is that this is a classic example of a certain vice president's e-mail writing style. If I bothered to collect them all, I'd one day amass enough to rival The Chronicles of George. The man is a VP for God's sake, and he writes like a nine year old. Note the random parenthesis thrown in for good measure. I told you he uses punctuation as narrative.

I think I'm going to buy him a pocket dictionary.