Dah-rinkin'!

This test is highly suspect. For starters, I, personally, only identify two major classes of beer.

Bacardi 151 Congratulations! You're 139 proof, with specific scores in beer (100) , wine (100), and liquor (95).

All right. No more messing around. Your knowledge of alcohol is so high that you have drinking and getting plastered down to a science. Sure, you could get wasted drinking beer, but who needs all those trips to the bathroom? You head straight for the bar and pick up that which is most efficient.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 68% on proof You scored higher than 93% on beer index You scored higher than 95% on wine index You scored higher than 94% on liquor index

Link: The Alcohol Knowledge Test written by hoppersplit on Ok Cupid

(Those two classes of beer are "Guinness" and "not Guinness".)