CNN.com - Soft tissue found in T-rex fossil - Mar 24, 2005

For those of you who haven't read Jurassic Park

Step 1: Find some dino DNA. Done.

Step 2: Synthesize any missing pieces of the strand with that of an amphibian species.

Step 3: Hire an unscrupulous UNIX programmer to handle your one and only security system. (Just FYI, I'm looking for another job. Nudge, nudge, wink, wink.)

Step 4: Profit!

(Optional step 5: make a series of increasingly disappointing sequels to the exciting original that reference such poppycock like "an undocumented Site B" and such.)