This one's for Dan and Laura

Husband: "Honey, the babysitter's here."

Wife: "It'd better not be Josef Stalin."

Husband: "I'm a hundred percent sure it's not Josef Stalin."

Josef Stalin: "'allo!"

I don't know why the Something Awful page is broken, but you can still enjoy "Next Week on Something Awful". Macromedia Shockwave required:

http://www.somethingawful.com/features/nextweek/next_week.swf

Odds are, this is the worst Flash I've ever seen. And, coincidentally, the best. (I have a very broad definition of "best".)