Law & Oleo: SVU

This morning I woke up with a gob of blue fuzz stuck to the outside of my pajama bottoms. Later, while going to the bathroom at work, I found more of it stuck to my skin. I don't remember anything about what happened after I went to bed last night.

Just so you know, my mom sent me a big care package filled with cookies, and it arrived yesterday.

I'm not a hundred percent on this yet, but I think that if I get home and all the cookies are gone, I'm going to have to go to the police precinct down on Sesame Street and file a rape charge.