First thought of the day

Just to give you an indication of what has become of my mind, let me relate the following anecdote.

I wake up to go to work as I normally do. I just casually glance at a clock that also shows the date. "July 10" it says. My first thought is that the "10" must be "1.0", and my second thought is "Oh, good. We made major version release."

As though July were software. And as though I was developing it.