2008-12-31

Democracy: Fueled By Booze

George Washington and Ben Franklin were homebrewers. The only U. S. Constitutional amendment we ever pitched out was the one that kept us from getting our drinky-drinky on. What I'm saying is that freedom-loving people love the freedom of becoming instantly cuter, funnier, and more attractive to the opposite sex.

Which is why I find it funny that Venezuela's populace are starting to hint that Chavez might meet some political opposition if he takes away their scotch. Taking away the liquor is good way to find yourself in the middle of a revolution.

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