Oh My God

Why aren't we funding this?

You know, I understand that there are ethical issues to struggle with as we explore the benefits of stem cell research. I also know that the rest of the world isn't going to stop to ask themselves those questions while they race to unlock and potentially monopolize the next generation of medical technology.

In times like this, I remember that a wise man once said that if hooking up a car battery to a monkey's brain was going to help find the cure for cancer, he had one thing to say on the matter: "Red is positive and black is negative."