Oh, Bitch, Bitch, Bitch

Apparently, women's groups are upset that a mere five women are going to sit on the next Presidential Cabinet. That's a full 25%, and it's neither significantly higher or lower than the rosters in prior Cabinets. So what do you call it when the next Commander-in-Chief makes a quarter of his go-to guys girls?

Amy Siskind, of a never-heard-of-'em-before group called "New Agenda" and who was obviously bad at math in school, says Obama's taking "shocking steps backward".

What does she want? Honestly. What? A fifty-fifty split? You don't have that in Congress. You don't have that in the Supreme Court. You don't really have that in any political venue anywhere in the world. Can we please get back to reality now?

If you ask me, Obama's Cabinet is as diverse as you'd find in even the most hackneyed after-school special about tolerance. Bitching about how neglected your demographic is, in spite of the amazingly beneficial circumstances that demographic is in, is like bitching that your second birthday cake isn't as nice as the first one is.

Fuck you, bitch. You just got two birthday cakes.