The WineRack

I feel so proud to live in a society where we have developed sophisticated ways for people to conceal alcohol on their person in such as way as to disguise it as breast tissue. To wit:

"This comfortable sports-style bra contains a special hooter-enhancing polyurethane bladder that can be filled with your drink of choice. Simply slip it on, fill up with wine or whatever and wear it under your regular clothes. You can then indulge in a spot of stealth drinking via the WineRack's adjustable drinking tube. With a rack like this, girls' nights out will never be the same again."

This product is so tacky that it's smashed the single entendre barrier. We're now dealing with fractional entendres now, people.

There seems to be something so very, very sick about the concept of "stealth drinking". And still, I want one.

The WineRack

1 comment:

Jezcabelle said...

As one of your resident booze loving female friends - I want one - I could fill it w/ hard liquor and "flavor" the drinks of all my friends at such events.