Looks Like Someone Let The Affair Cat Out Of The Wife Bag | The Onion

Hilarious.

Looks Like Someone Let The Affair Cat Out Of The Wife Bag | The Onion: "I am so, so screwed. This is one heck of an extramarital-sex pickle I've gotten myself into. How on earth did Julia find out? I could have sworn I covered all my wife-not-discovering-I'm-fucking-another-woman bases."