I'll Trade Ya

You wish you had this guy's problems:

Lingerie model and Olympic showjumper boyfriend cleared over 'attack' on his ex-lover: "The girlfriend of an Olympic showjumper was yesterday cleared of attacking his former lover in a pub brawl.Lingerie model Kathleen Baker had been accused of assaulting horse groom Megan Pugh in an 'act of gratuitous violence' [b]ut after a five-day trial, she and her boyfriend Benjamin Maher, a medal hope for the 2012 Games, were acquitted."