Broadband Internet as a Form of Birth Control

I'm not a doctor, but I'm pretty sure it's not a good idea to keep a 2.4GHz Linksys wireless router under my desk at about crotch height.

Of course, this only occurs to me now.

My kids are going to have eleven fingers and stuff, all because I had to make sure I could download up-to-the-minute news, sports, weather, and pornography.

A man's got to have his priorities.