Oh, This is Exactly What an Overpopulated Planet Needs Right Now

Scientists are claiming they've achieved synthetic human spermatogenesis.

Because the real stuff is just so hard to get your hands on.

Bed Time

Armies of soldiers are sleeping tonight
And moonlight is kissing their eyes
When you awake you will be free
I'll be your lullaby
Alcohol, no need to feel
Rest in these fuzzy arms

Some nights are easy. Some nights are hard. Some nights I can curl up on Schlafenstrasse and be out cold in 45 minutes or less. Some nights the birds outside taunt me with their songs.

Tonight I'm trying a new approach: beer. Nothing like a depressant to chase away the late-night can't-sleeps. I'd be worried about the prescription of booze for my mood if I were depressed but really, it's not sorrow that's keeping me awake.

Songs Named After a Girl

Behold, the origin of the game "Songs Named After a Girl". I play by Queensberry rules, meaning the title of the song must be equivalent to the girl's name. "Barbara Ann" is acceptable. "Jenny from the Block" is not.

Not with a Bang or with a Whimper, but with a Thwack

As much as the similarity is stunning, no, this is not a picture of me just out of the shower. This is Mr. Gone, and he is here to inform you that full episodes of MTV's Oddities are available for viewing. Right now that appears to just mean the full 6-episode run of "The Maxx", but hopefully at some point they'll play "The Head", too.

The Worst U.S. Cities to Work in IT - CIO.com

Duh.

The Worst U.S. Cities to Work in IT - CIO.com

"I Miss America"

I'm really sorry I missed this dude at the Fremont Solstice Festival this year. He's wearing a sash that reads "I Miss America".

And sometimes she does, too.

And sometimes I think of her.

When she is fucking you.

Fallopianian

The thing that I enjoy about this pic on One Breast Exposed isn't the fact that the model has, in fact, one breast exposed.

It's the fact that her tummy tat is vaguely uterine in appearance. Including the upper Fallopian tubes, which I think is pretty impressive. It's as though she said, "Hey, tattoo artist. I want you to make my outsides look like a stylized version of my insides."

PvPonline - Dice, Dice, Baby

I hear that, brother.

Wild, Unattached Twenties Spent At Work | The Onion

Wild, Unattached Twenties Spent At Work | The Onion: "'Yeah, I'm going to remember these years forever,' Anderton continued. 'I get to live in Seattle, I have my own super-sweet computer at work, and, since I don't have to get to the office until 10 a.m., I could theoretically stay out past midnight.'"